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CHAPTUHR 1. BAD HOBO  

SO UNE DAYZ I WOK TO GARAJ SAELZ TO GET SHUT FER CHEEP BUT DEN HOBO W/ SINE DAT SAID “MUNEEZ OR GTF0” STOPPED ME. HE WUZ LIEK “TAKE DUS DISC CUZ I TOO PORE FOR IT BUTT DONT OPEN IT!!!111!!!” THER WUZ HIPER REELISTUK BLUD AND POOP ON IT SO I EATED ALL THE POOPZ AND BLOOD TO CLEEAN IT.

 

CHUPTUHR 2. OPENING DA DISK  

I GO TO UTHR GAYRAAJ SAYLS AND GET 2 BOXEZ OF SHET BEEFOUR I GO BAKK HOME. I STAHP ON DA WAE BAK 2 SEE IF DA HOBO WAS THERE BUTT HE WAS GONED?!!!!! THE ONLY THING LEFT WAS DA SIEN BUT IT SAYD “SOULS OR GTFO”!! I WUZ RLLY SKARED SO I RUNNED ALL TEH WAY HOME LIEK DA LITTLE PIGGY!!! WHEN I GOT HOMED I OPENED UP A BOKS AND IT HAD OLD COMPOOTER IN IT!! I HAD GOT IT 4 FREE BUT IT WAS BRAND NU! I THOUGHT IT WUZ JUST GLICH SO I PUT DISC IN.

 

CHAPTERD 3. LOOKING @ THE DISC

 

THEER WAS ONLY 1 FYL ON DA DISC, AND I REREMBRED THO HOBOS WARNING: “TAKE DUS DISC CUZ I TOO PORE FOR IT BUTT DONT OPEN IT!!!111!!!” DEE ONLEE FIYL WUZ CALLED “SOULSORGTFO.EXE”. THEN I REMEBERD THAT THE HOBO SINE SAYD SAME THING!!!11!!! WAS IT A SIGN? I OPENED IT ANYWAY. DEN AND EVILE DEMON CUM OUT OF THE COMPOTAR???!?!?!! IT SAYED LIEK “I WANT 2 EET UR SOOL!!” I REPLIYD BY SAYNG “NO WAY!!” I THEN POLLED OUT MY JINJER SHEELD!! I KNEW DAT GINGER NO HAS SOOL SO IT PROTEKT ME.

 

CHAPYTEER 4. FITING DE DEMENS INSIDE!!!!!1!1!!1!

 

HOUWEVR, DE SHEIL WERENT STRONG ENUFFF!!!!! TEH DEMAN BREAKED THRU!!!!! I RAN AWAE AND RUNNED ALL AROUND THE HOWS. I DEN THOT AN KNUU I HADDA OTHER BOCS!! I THOT SINS DE OTHER WAN HAD EVEL DEMUN MAEBEE UDDER WUN HAZ DEMON KILING WEPEN!!!! I RUNNED OVER AND DOJJED DA DEMO FEIR BALLZ. I MANAJD TO GET 2 DE BOX AND OPENED IT!

 

CHAPTAR 5. ONOES EVIL ALMOST WINS!!

BUT DEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT OF DA BOX AND I DED. BUT DE DEMON ALS DED WEN A SELTON POPPED OUT OF HIS BUTT AND HIPER REULISTICK POOP AND BLIUDZ R EVERYWHERE AND NOW IM IN HEAVEN AND STUFF.

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